Weekly Horoscopes
November 1, 2004
ARIES (3.21-4.19)
With the holiday season coming up, now is the time to take a break from spreading yourself too thin and to be comfortable with what you have. Pick your favorite parts about your life and focus on those things for a while - that's what the holidays are about.
TAURUS (4.20-5.20)
Feeling dizzy? You may have stood up too fast. You've got a lot on your mind, and I know you're excited, but take it easy ... throwing too much into your life at once can be disorienting and will leave you wondering why things didn't work out the way you planned.
GEMINI (5.21-6.20)
Take some time for yourself this week. The social scene is great, but you'll be amazed how great it can feel to kick back and spend some time alone for a day or two. Grab some popcorn, ice cream and a movie and do just that - you owe it to yourself.
CANCER (6.21-7.22)
Nobody stops to admire beautiful things anymore. This week, find one thing every day and take note of how beautiful it is. Whether it's a sunset, a Lamborghini, a brick wall covered with ivy or a hottie who passes you by between classes, take a second to appreciate it.
LEO (7.23-8.22)
Things didn't work out exactly the way you'd planned. So what? Take a step back and make the most of the way they did work out - you never know, you might end up better off than you would have if things had gone according to plan.
VIRGO (8.23-9.22)
Time for indulgence. For one week, treat yourself to things you wouldn't otherwise. Get whole milk in your cup-of-choice at the coffee shop. Get a cool haircut. Go out to that great Italian spot that's just too expensive to visit with any regularity ... because every once in a while, it really is worth it.
LIBRA (9.23-10.22)
When you go to Red Robin (or your coffee shop of choice, or wherever), do you ever get the feeling you want to try something on the menu you've never had, but always end up resorting to old favorites? Now's the time - shake it up and try something new.
SCORPIO (10.23-11.21)
Walking down the Ave. the other day, I was asked if I could spare some change. "Funny," I thought to myself, "I could use some change myself." You've never much liked change, Scorpio. Learn to like it. It'll just keep coming, and being excited about it is a much better way to live than trying to avoid it.
SAGITTARIUS (11.22-12.21)
Sweet! Your love life gets a jumpstart this week ... but you've got to be willing to realize what's happening when it does. Keep an eye out for signals, and this week could end up being one of the greatest in a long while for you.
CAPRICORN (12.22-1.19)
You've got quite a tendency to overanalyze situations. Try taking what people say to you at face value for a change -- you'd be surprised how often there really is no deeper meaning you should read into.
AQUARIUS (1.20-2.19)
For the next week, I want you to quit avoiding puddles. In fact, I want you to seek them out. Stomp in every puddle you can find, never wear a hood or carry an umbrella, and revel in the feeling of liberation you'll gain from these simple acts.
PISCES (2.19-3.20)
So you're a dork. Who cares? The coolest people I've ever met are also the biggest dorks I've ever come across. Being a dork is usually just being yourself, something that everyone can appreciate -- so go ahead, be as dorky as you like.
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