Signs by Klein


By Trevor Klein
December 9, 2004

ARIES (3.21-4.19)

On behalf of the rest of the world, thank you. You did an incredible job opening up and letting people know what was really going on in your head last week, and every one of them appreciated it. I'll bet it made you feel pretty good, too....

TAURUS (4.20-5.20)

Did you go to all your lectures last week? Neither did I. Don't worry about it -- we'll make up for it this week. Finals are coming right up; let's be ready for them.

GEMINI (5.21-6.20)

Been waiting for a certain someone to get in touch with you? Persistence pays off, but you've got to be just that -- persistent. Without crossing the line into pestering, see if you can set something up one-on-one. I've got a good feeling....

CANCER (6.21-7.22)

Be receptive this week. People will approach you with new ideas that you might otherwise pass off as downright stupid, but first impressions can be wildly different from final decisions, and this week it's the long-term that's more important.

LEO (7.23-8.22)

You know that thing you've wanted to get into for a while now, but haven't had the time? Well, the time has almost come. Get around to it over the break -- there's a reason you're so interested in it.

VIRGO (8.23-9.22)

There'll be a new moon on Friday. I'd like to think I knew what that meant. What I can tell you is that you're in for some big changes this week -- hold tight and take them in stride.

LIBRA (9.23-10.22)

Nobody said the road would be smooth. Still, there might be one smoother than the one you're on, and you've never been one to choose the bumpier of two rides. Check the side streets and seriously think about what things would be like if you turned onto one for a while. You can always turn back.

SCORPIO (10.23-11.21)

Nice work getting some holiday shopping done early (well, at least a tiny bit). I know you're tempted to get something for yourself in the process -- consider this your official permission. Go ahead. Just make sure you haven't told someone else you want it.

SAGITTARIUS (11.22-12.21)

Everybody has a place on or around campus where they're more productive than anyplace else. Mine's the Suzzallo reading room. Don't study for finals in your bedroom this quarter -- go find your place of productivity.

CAPRICORN (12.22-1.19)

Good news is coming your way this week. Celebration of some sort is certainly called for, but don't go too hog-wild -- you've still got boatloads of work to get done in the next couple weeks.

AQUARIUS (1.20-2.19)

I know you're worried about how things might be different during the break, and my advice is going to kill you: deal with it. The worst-case scenario isn't nearly as bad as you're imagining, and the best-case makes for a spectacular break.

PISCES (2.19-3.20)

Quit fueling your caffeine addiction by staying up later than you need to. You've got less than two weeks of worrying left to do, and you and I both know you could be getting more sleep than you are -- just do it.

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